Four Dark Houses: Slytherin→the usurper
“People should either be caressed or crushed. If you do them minor damage, they will get their revenge. If an injury has to be done to an enemy, it should be so severe that their vengeance need not be feared.”
pro tip: in a zombie apocalypse, your first stop shouldn’t be a guns shop, it should be a hardware store. not only are they stocked with enough caustic materials and sharp weaponry to make your head spin, they usually also have camping and survival gear as well as food. and most are windowless and easy to defend. just saying.
pro tip 2: Buy the shark mail that divers use. If a shark can’t bite through it, neither can a zombie
background by rafireomatic; quoteposted in the Slytherin tag by anabundanceofbooks19
If I’d observed all the rules I’d never have got anywhere.
Marilyn Monroe
“My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.”
— Winston Churchill (via cavortandcarryonforwaitingeyes)
🔥 There is beauty in destruction🔥 