Putting a Grease Fire out with Water
Don’t do this. Ever. Just don’t. Unless you really don’t value your eyebrows or skin. Or house.
PSA: if you have a grease fire, smother it. Literally, if you can safely, put a lid on it and let it burn all the oxygen out. If you can’t, call the fire dept. But for the love of God, don’t do this. You body, your house, and the fire department will thank you.