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snugz:

kirklanddryersheet:

gimme-da-memes-b0ss:

Bulbasaur was never the same after that day šŸ‰

Omg omg I got a bulbasaur at build a bear and I was kinda embarrassed about buying it for myself and stuff but there werenā€™t any other kids in the store or shoppers for that matter and the girl helping me said she was glad to here it was for me as she collects some plushies and has her own bulbasaur.

Well she was almost done stuffing him and then I noticed that you can put scents in your bear and fucking love cotton candy and the girl basically car salesmen style sold me on the scent pad and asked where I wanted the scent to go

And I didnā€™t know where it should go but she herself being quite the plushie enthusiast was like ā€œyouā€™re gonna hug him a lot right? may I reccomend right hereā€ and pointed to his forehead

So I was like ā€œawe cute yeah that sounds goodā€ (my bulbasaur is totally stuffed mind you and I even had her make him extra firm )

and then the girl rolls up her sleeves and was like ā€œalright bulbasaur! Here we go! I apologize in advance but this is gonna look very inappropriate!ā€

And she fisted my super full bulbasaur all the way to her elbow saying sorry to him and to me over and over again. It took her several tries to get the scent pad in place since my bulbasaur was so stuffed and she looked like she was straining and saying ā€œI donā€™t know why they didnā€™t think about this design more, so many parents are gonna complain about this one day, I know itā€

So all in all this was the best build a bear experience Iā€™ve had since I was a little kid and I love my fat, cotton candy scented, anally inclined bulbasaur to pieces

Every time I see this post I cant stop fucking laughing

Source: gimme-da-memes-b0ss

chasekip:

Honestly love how much thought was put into each and every pokemons walking animation

From slower pokemon like Slowpoke getting left behind to Porygon glitching out as it hovers along they all look exactly how I imagined them as a kid.

Say what you want about the game as a whole but I think we can all agree that following pokemon is great and deserves to be in every game

x-ryssa-x:

smallest-feeblest-boggart:

quietstorm-thundathighs:

unaenanasinamor:

quietstorm-thundathighs:

facts

ahhh honey, people lie about being sick

Oh illiterate honey that isnā€™t the topic of discussion

always be suspicious when someone tries to derail a conversation by talking about people takingĀ ā€˜advantageā€™ of a social safety net. brings this to mind:

Also from an epidemiological standpoint this is a disaster, because people go to work when theyā€™re sick and canā€™t afford a doctor and end up making their co-workers and customers sick. Not only is this an extra burden on the healthcare system regardless of whether people get their doctorā€™s note, but if one of these people has a serious infectious disease then corporate greed can literally cause an outbreak.