i love cherokee hair tampons so much but there is an exceptionally untapped well of stankyle angst surrounding it considering kyle could very well die before heās even thirty
thirty honestly was a tad bit premature for the sake of being dramatic but not that crazy
so kyle gets a kidney transplant at eight years old. transplants donāt last forever; the average lifespan for a kidney depends on the donor ā if theyāre a living relative itās about fifteen years, twelve for a deceased donor, and an unrelated but living donor is somewhere between the two. be generous and say kyleās kidney lasts him fourteen for an even number. that would mean sometime in kyleās early twenties his transplanted kidney would begin to fail
now, in the episode, the doctor tells stan that he wouldnāt be able to give kyle his kidney b/c they donāt share the same blood type, and the only person who shares kyleās blood type (ab negative) is cartman, which is why they need one of his kidneys. when i was thinking about this like a year ago i was under the impression that this was true, but it actually isnāt; not only does the rh factor (the presence/lack thereof of an antigen that designates someoneās blood positive or negative) not matter in transplants, ab blood is actually a universal recipient. they can receive an organ from anyone. so stan very well could donate one of his kidneys to kyle (as could ike, theoretically, or any member of kyleās family as an immediate consideration) though this doesnāt necessarily mean heās a very compatible match
but! letās follow the showās logic to make this even more difficult. say that stan is an incompatible donor and that a kidney donor needs to be an exact match in blood type save for universal donors ā that would mean kyle could only receive a kidney from other ab negative donors or an o negative one. less than one percent of the population has ab negative blood, and about 6.6 percent of people have o negative. that is not a large margin of compatibility
thereās a lot of factors that go into someoneās priority for organ donation. kidneys are by far in the highest demand and in low supply relative to this. at any given time there are over 100,000 people in the u.s. alone on the kidney transplant wait list. the average wait time is somewhere between 3-10 years depending on the region and people die every day waiting; some people become too sick to be eligible for donation during the wait. children obviously get first priority. thereās also the matter of if someone has previously received a donation and antibodies present in your body ā these make it much more difficult to match w a donor; immunocompromised people also have a much harder time since their bodies have increased difficulty fighting infections and are more likely to suffer complications transplant rejections. the physical matching ā meaning, how closely the donorās organ would fit in the recipients considering their body size ā is another issue. thereās a lot more that goes into it but these are some major ones
so given how these apply to kyle, he could have a pretty difficult time finding a second kidney. and he could become too sick to receive one during the wait should he even be matched w a potential donor
the average span of time someone can live on dialysis is 5-10 yrs. dialysis doesnāt not work, but some people can become unable to tolerate the treatment depending on the severity of their condition. a lot of people decide to stop their dialysis treatment as they feel it does more to denigrate their quality of life than improve it, and go on to choose palliative care instead in anticipation for the end of their livesĀ
tl;dr kyle might not have such a long and fruitful life
Nooo…. This is not the kind of content I want on my dash. THS IS NOT OKAY.
LET MY BOY LIVE AND BE HAPPY DAMMIT šššššššššš
some writer snob somewhere: Do not start sentences with But or And because doing so is grammatically incorrect.
me, writing my fic: But I donāt care. And you canāt stop me.
Sometimesā¦..the flow of your creative proseā¦..is more importantā¦.than grammatical guidelines,,,,,,
im taking syntax. that rule is old, outdated, and frankly perscripitivist. it is perfectly acceptable to start sentences with but or and, so long as it makes sense, and doesnt break any grammatical rules. which you will know when you read the sentence and it doesnt sound write. you intuitively know your own languages grammar, your English teacher was a prescriptivest, a perscriptivests can fuck off.
My BiL is a neurologist who has done a lot of sleep research and one of his favorite areas of study is circadian rhythms. He says that being a night owl is real, it is predicated on the genetic structure of the brain, it is not just ālaziness,ā and it is not a disorder. He hypothesizes that its original evolutionary purpose was basically to produce night watchmenāpeople who can stay awake and alert at night to protect the domicile while the early birds sleep.
So weāre not lazy, night owls; weāre the fucking late shift lookouts. Gonna grab my torch and patrol the perimeter if anyone would like to join me.
Hey folks just a fun reminder that you have a legal right to read your entire medical record, including your entire psychiatric record, including everything theyāve observed during an appointment and every test theyāve ever ordered and every note they have written to another person on your care team.
Everything that any medical practitioner has ever committed to paper about you, you have a legal right to hold in your hand.
Senegal is home to Lake Retba aka Lac Rose, which is naturally pink. Due to its high salinity, the water has the optimum living conditions for a micro-algae called dunaliella salina. These organisms contain an abundance of β-Carotene, a red coloured organic compound, which is utilised to absorb light for ATP production. The presence of these organisms is what gives the lake its pink hue, which is most prominent in the dry season.
Skinny jeans could leave you weak in the knees, literally.
One woman was hospitalized for days after her jeans caused her to lose feeling in her legs, according to a study published in the Journal of Neurology, Neurosurgery & Psychiatry.
The study said that squatting in skinny jeans can damage nerves and muscles in the legs.The
35-year-old woman had spent her day helping a relative move, squatting
for hours as she emptied closets. When she was walking home that night,
her feet grew numb, and she tripped and fell. Immobilized, she spent
hours on the ground before she was found and rushed to the hospital. āWe
blame what happened on a combination of prolonged squatting for hours
and the tight jeans she was wearing,ā said Dr. Thomas Kimber who treated
the patient. Doctors were forced to cut the jeans off her calves because they had become so swollen.
āNormally
muscles can expand to compensate for swelling, but there was a
tourniquet effect, so the muscles had to expand inwards and compressed
blood vessels and nerves,ā said Kimber.Ā
She lost circulation in her lower legs and couldnāt move her ankles or toes properly, according to the study.
āIf
she hadnāt been able to come to the hospital, the compression could
have gone on longer and caused residual nerve damage,ā said Kimber, who
is an associate professor at the Royal Adelaide Hospital in Australia. After four days on an IV, she could walk again and was released from the hospital.
So if you donāt want to be a fashion victim, think twice before wiggling into a too-tight pair of skinny jeans.