Everyone knows they are a couple. Itâs a thing. If one of them is arrested the first point of action is figuring out where the other one is.
Oswald starts wearing the top-hat to look taller – which Edward counteracts by starting to wear heels
They go out on dinner dates a lot. Other peoples âdinner and a movieâ is their âdinner and armed robberyâ
Bickering like an old married couple is standard procedure but the thing that makes people even more uncomfortable is the fact that these arguments will always end with a âbecause you love meâ and extended eye fucking.
Oswald was a little self-concious when he started to gain weight but Edward made it very clear that he does not mind and intends to shoot everyone who does in the knee
While bickering, theyâll still play the âyou killed meâ and âyou killed my girlfriendâ card but at this point the details got a little muddy like, âAre you sure she wasnât called Isabell? Are you sure Edward?â
Harvey is weirdly happy for them and whenever someone calls him out on it he goes âSomeone around here has to have a healthy, stable relationship and since it sure as hell ainât me or you it might as well be themâ
They wouldnât admit it if anyone asked but they do visit the pier on their anniversary now and then and make some good memories to override the bad ones. Ed always loved the view, after all.
Despite what people may think, they are really good for each other. Oswald reminds Edward to take his medication and calms him down when heâs anxious. Edward rubs Oswalds leg when it hurts and keeps his temper in check.
Jim got an invite for the wedding. As in: Someone put a bag over his head and dragged him to the church where a priest was held at gun point. Oswald welcomed his âold friendâ heartily and declared him best man.
alright, no jokes, what i actually really loved about tonightâs episode is that it took Jeremiah revealing it for everyone to realize that Jerome wasnât behind the whole plot, except Oswald. He took a cursory look at the situation and immediately knew that Jerome wasnât doing this all from beyond the grave and that someone else was in charge now. I really really liked that.
And even if that was it,,,, like???? You still need Jerome to be stopped??? Oswald is definetly still the best option for running gothamâs criminal problems??? My guy came here and great personal risk to do nothing but help James Gordon you need to chill.
Like lmao, now Iâm just picturing what Jim would have said if Oswald had been Like âso what if Iâm jealous that heâs crazier and more in charge than me!?ââ
Would Jim have??? Turned down his help????
Jerome wasnât more in charge than Oswald. Oswald was in charge of the entire underworld. Jerome was in charge of a couple of freaks.
Honestly tho, Oswald has helped Jim out so many times, I don’t see why Jim is such a dick to him. Oswald really is the best person to run the Underworld
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