Can you do some head cannons on psychic Kyle please?

foxydodo:

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  • Sub consciously uses it to slam doors behind him a bit too hard.
  • Stressing out over his essay at 3:14AM and finds himself in the dark with just light from laptop screen after the main lights blow out from him groaning in frustration. He was going to complain more but the small glitch on his laptop screen set him to quickly back up his work.
  • Slippers in the house quickly became part of the attire because it’s not fun to step on broken pieces of things.
  • Drinks don’t seem to taste as good in plastic mugs and he never gave up the porcelain ones. Experience taught him that the coffee/tea he has in the morning plays a role on his mood for the rest of the day.
  • Constantly doubting his basketball skills. ‘Did I really shoot that 3 pointer or was it something else? Fuck.’ Also unintentionally halting people on the court and feeling extremely guilty about it.
  • Alternatively, it low key feels like he is pulling his loved ones into his arms when he hugs them.
  • Sweats nervously when shopping in the aisle with all the glass jars and bottles. ‘Uh okay. Calm down, focus, get what I need and leave quickly. I just need bell peppers, tomato sauce, pasta. Bell peppers, tomato sauce, pasta. Bell peppers, to-’ and there’s more bell peppers, tomato sauce and pasta he had needed around him. ?!?!?!!?
  • Nose bleeds happen.
  • Maybe if I get high I won’t hurt people. He eventually gets a hang of recognizing and controlling it better.

I get this ask sometimes and I couldn’t think of good ones but I tried my best this time. So take it ;n; 

dailysouthpark:

South Park Carman’s Incredible Gift

Okay, but I find it really amazing how Kyle risked life and imjury just to prove psychic abilities is utter nonesense, but most importantly to catch the real serial killer and get innocent people out of jail. Precious bby, I can’t :’)