It Never Happened – sp_artdump – South Park [Archive of Our Own]

sp-artdump:

As Stan rolled over he expected to see Wendy’s sleeping face on the pillow next to him. It wouldn’t have been the first time they’d had a drunken hook-up since they broke up. But before he even saw the face his mind slogged its way out of the hung-over swamp in his brain far enough to wonder, ‘Gee, Wendy’s hands sure are big, and her body sure is hairy, and where are her breasts?’

Stan rolled to his side and came nose-to-nose with Kyle.

The one where Stan and Kyle have a drunken hook-up, then try to pretend it never happened. This goes about as well as expected.

It Never Happened – sp_artdump – South Park [Archive of Our Own]

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strictlykyman:

nheyguys:

heres stan and kyles stupid banter over the PA system if ur into that kind of thing

Kyle’s laugh at the end

I always freakin loved this part 💙💚

There is a compilation of all creek scenes from tfbw and I am just here like, ONE OF STYLE MUST EXIST TOO