ivewastedmylifefortheseguys:

traitor-boyfriend:

okay so i have a huge post about this in my drafts i’m not done w but this is too exciting for me not to talk about right now so

– stan shows next to no interest in any girls other than wendy whereas the others – cartman, kenny, and kyle – have all had at least passing crushes on several different girls

– stan and wendy have a very surface-level relationship that lives on circular reasoning – stan and wendy are dating, because they’re supposed to be, because stan and wendy have always been dating. its greatest testament is that it’s been so on-going for so long but there’s little basis to them having much in common

– stan (and wendy as well to a much lesser extent) has little to no interest in wendy’s hobbies or interests outside of himself

– wendy and kyle have almost interchangeable personalities; they’re both academically inclined, temperamental, intelligent, political, stubborn, “voices of reason” and moral centers, sympathetic etc. wendy and kyle have incredibly similar personalities and i don’t think it’s a coincidence that wendy became significantly less prominent after around season 5 with kyle absorbing her role

– stan vomits almost every single time wendy makes any attempt to kiss him which. in context speaks for itself

– stan has been jokingly been accused on multiple occasions by several people of being gay and never denies it 

– any intimate physical contact between stan and kyle (hugs, back/arm pats, hand holding etc.) is overwhelmingly almost always initiated by stan – not kyle

– stan is greatly distressed whenever kyle is shown to be in danger/upset and often does all the he can to alleviate it

– just. this:

no addendum no elaborating just stan laying it out that he likes kyle. whereas kyle’s is..

anyway

tl;dr: stan “compulsory heterosexuality” marsh is gay

Trey Parker has LITERALLY SAID in an INTERVIEW that Stan was the most likely one to be gay