Everyone knows they are a couple. Itâs a thing. If one of them is arrested the first point of action is figuring out where the other one is.
Oswald starts wearing the top-hat to look taller – which Edward counteracts by starting to wear heels
They go out on dinner dates a lot. Other peoples âdinner and a movieâ is their âdinner and armed robberyâ
Bickering like an old married couple is standard procedure but the thing that makes people even more uncomfortable is the fact that these arguments will always end with a âbecause you love meâ and extended eye fucking.
Oswald was a little self-concious when he started to gain weight but Edward made it very clear that he does not mind and intends to shoot everyone who does in the knee
While bickering, theyâll still play the âyou killed meâ and âyou killed my girlfriendâ card but at this point the details got a little muddy like, âAre you sure she wasnât called Isabell? Are you sure Edward?â
Harvey is weirdly happy for them and whenever someone calls him out on it he goes âSomeone around here has to have a healthy, stable relationship and since it sure as hell ainât me or you it might as well be themâ
They wouldnât admit it if anyone asked but they do visit the pier on their anniversary now and then and make some good memories to override the bad ones. Ed always loved the view, after all.
Despite what people may think, they are really good for each other. Oswald reminds Edward to take his medication and calms him down when heâs anxious. Edward rubs Oswalds leg when it hurts and keeps his temper in check.
Jim got an invite for the wedding. As in: Someone put a bag over his head and dragged him to the church where a priest was held at gun point. Oswald welcomed his âold friendâ heartily and declared him best man.
Omg omg I got a bulbasaur at build a bear and I was kinda embarrassed about buying it for myself and stuff but there werenât any other kids in the store or shoppers for that matter and the girl helping me said she was glad to here it was for me as she collects some plushies and has her own bulbasaur.
Well she was almost done stuffing him and then I noticed that you can put scents in your bear and fucking love cotton candy and the girl basically car salesmen style sold me on the scent pad and asked where I wanted the scent to go
And I didnât know where it should go but she herself being quite the plushie enthusiast was like âyouâre gonna hug him a lot right? may I reccomend right hereâ and pointed to his forehead
So I was like âawe cute yeah that sounds goodâ (my bulbasaur is totally stuffed mind you and I even had her make him extra firm )
and then the girl rolls up her sleeves and was like âalright bulbasaur! Here we go! I apologize in advance but this is gonna look very inappropriate!â
And she fisted my super full bulbasaur all the way to her elbow saying sorry to him and to me over and over again. It took her several tries to get the scent pad in place since my bulbasaur was so stuffed and she looked like she was straining and saying âI donât know why they didnât think about this design more, so many parents are gonna complain about this one day, I know itâ
So all in all this was the best build a bear experience Iâve had since I was a little kid and I love my fat, cotton candy scented, anally inclined bulbasaur to pieces
Every time I see this post I cant stop fucking laughing
đ„ There is beauty in destructionđ„ 