Danny’s haunted house room is actually absolutely adorable, filled with wholesome family-friendly goodness. I love it, and I’m very proud of him. He did a very good job.
The problem is, he was going for scary.
And he’s so confident.
Look at him. He’s so proud and confident that he is the spookiest ever and he is totally going to beat Dash. There’s no way Dash could come up with something to compete with Danny’s stuffed animal heads, bedsheet with “boo” written on it, and bright yellow rubber sword. He’s all set and ready to gloat about how he’s so spoopy.
It’s like sweetie, nooo. None of this is scary at all. It’s adorable, but it isn’t scary. Please.
It makes me wanna help him. Like, dress some people in spooky costumes. Maybe Sam would loan you some cash to buy some of those scary automated things that make noise when you get close to them. This is too painful.
I’d let him believe he’s very spoopy, but he’s at risk of losing to the very mean bully. Save him from himself. From his own adorableness.
He becomes spooky eventually
CURO HE IS ADORABLE AND WE DON’T COUNT THE SPOOPY DANNYS THAT LAST ONE EPISODE
This one lasted 10 years
COULD YOU IMAGINE THO.
Danny: *bursts into Clockwork’s lair* *nabs Fenton thermos with Dan in it* clockwORK I NEED T H I S