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supes9:

Ed: “Oswald, I’m gonna shoot you.”

Oswald: (sighs) “Alright then, go ahead.”

Ed: “…”

Oswald: “Well…?”

Ed: “…Any- any last words?”

Oswald: “This again?”

Ed: “I thought maybe this time you’d have something to say.”

Oswald: “No.”

Ed: “Are you sure?”

Oswald: “Yes.”

Ed: “Seems strange not to have any last words…”

Oswald: “You want last words, Ed? Get. On. With. It.”

Ed: “Fine, have it your way! Goodbye, Oswald.”

Oswald: “…”

Ed: “…”

Oswald: “You know you have to pull the trigger for this to work, right?”

Ed: “I know what I’m doing, Oswald!”

Oswald: “Just checking, since you’re not smart anymore-”

Ed: (dramatic gasp)

Ed throws his gun at Oswald and it squeaks upon hitting his chest and landing on the floor.

Oswald: “…”

Ed: “…”

Oswald: “…”

Ed: “… You win this round, Oswald. But I’ll be back. And when I return, I will kill you.”

Oswald: “What will your weapon of choice be next time, a water pistol?”

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