slytherins-irl:

Slytherins are the kind of people that watch a movie and question why the heck the movie’s villain isn’t the hero and vice versa because their motivations are just so damn similar when it comes down to it, driving every non-Slytherin present into insanity and making them seriously wonder about the mental state of the Slytherin.

slytherin-headcanons:

456. Many slytherins thoroughly enjoy herbology because it’s learning about beautiful looking flowers that could kill you and they can relate to that on a spiritual level