schemingminor:

vampirebillionaire:

I found some canon-ish (or at least DC-approved) Dadwald content in the 1980s short story collection The Further Adventures of Batman 2, in a story called Hide and Seek by Kristine Kathryn Rusch. The Penguin starts kidnapping children, no doubt for some terrible nefarious reason
! Which turns out to be that these kids were all victims of abuse, and that there’s an epidemic of child abuse in Gotham that social services and the GCPD are doing nothing about. Penguin figures he’s rich and can do way better as a parent (and he freely admits it won’t hurt to have some judges and lawyers in his pocket once his kids have grown up into successful members of society). Batman, despite being “almost sucked in by Penguin’s explanations, by his obvious commitment to those kids” takes him down, concluding that “no matter what material possessions Penguin had, he could never give those kids love” (because, uh
 pretty much because he’s a supervillain, I guess?) At least it shames both Bruce and Jim Gordon into doing something about the kids’ parents and looking at the state of child welfare in the city, and Penguin gets away, vowing to be more subtle next time.

One more excerpt that didn’t photograph properly:

Penguin pulled his gun, aimed, and was about to shoot when
something crashed into him. “Imbecile!” he cried as he turned – and saw a little boy, so
thin that his bones stood out in his skin, bruises covering his tiny body,
staring at the guns all around him.
The world froze for a split second. Batman swinging
overhead. Bullets spraying around them. Guards on all sides, focusing on
killing. And a little boy, the kind Penguin wanted to save, in the middle of it
all.
“Get him out of here!” Penguin cried.
Someone grabbed the kid’s arm, then Batman swooped down and
scooped the kid up with one hand. The guards continued shooting. Bullets ricocheted around the
small space. They could all get killed. The little boy would get killed and
Penguin would lose his one and only chance to be benevolent.
“Stop firing!” he called.
Batman vaulted over the railing and disappeared.

Batman: Penguin is giving all of these abandoned kids a home. Food, opportunities, education, adoration, everything that their biological parents neglected upon them. Things that the system might never provide.

Also Batman: But, these kids with their education will grow up as lawyers 20 years down the line and protect Penguin. Nope. Can’t let this happen.

I got bored and decided to do a Hunger Games with DP characters and…

foreveraphan14:

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Ho boy what a shitty way to die

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Of course he does

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Oh My God

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Holy fuck Box Ghost

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Of the HG or about you’re family’s death

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BOI

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Murder Duo

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I don’t know what I expected

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They are useful for something after all

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GOT EM

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He had two hatchets, what did I expect

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YOU FOOL

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YOU FUCKING FOOL

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Isn’t this just a daily thing for them?

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PFFT

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It’s canon though

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Canon and thank you Clocky

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Holy shit

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Gotta love irony

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YOU’RE A FUCKING EYEBALL HOW

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She really does love him

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Unfinished business achieved

Honestly if I’m ever in a bad mood, I just do a round of this and I’m immediately happy

the-gotham-pain:

honeybeehum:

millicentsopeculiar:

rhavewellyarnbag:

millicentcordelia:

Gotham s4e09: Oswald and Martin

Ugh- Oswald’s going to rot in off-the-rack hell for the way he treats that little boy.  In all likelihood, Sofia’s going to join him there.  On the positive side: this is terrible to watch, but it is in keeping with what was said about Oswald becoming “more depraved”, and I’m certainly happy to see that Sofia’s a complete monster.  So
 good work on this characterization
 Gotham writers?  It feels so weird to say that!

@rhavewellyarnbag   Oswald is treating Martin not as a child, but as a small adult. Yes, he should know better. I wonder, though-if that’s how Oswald was treated, or if he had to act as adult at an inappropriately young age.

Why is Martin crying? Because Oswald has frightened him, or hurt his feelings; or, because he’s already working for Sofia and knows he’s going to betray Oswald?

Another thought: At the dinner, why did Pyg select Martin to use as a hostage, rather than any of the other children? Without inside information, how did he know that Martin was special to Oswald?

Sorry to butt in on your conversation, but your recent posts about Oswald’s relationship with Martin and the light it might shed on his relationship with Gertrud has just been fascinating to me, and I wanted to chime in here because this thought occurred to me as well. Like, Gertrud and Oswald’s relationship is weird on multiple levels, but one of them is the way it sort of collapses age? Is that the word I want? From the scenes we get of them in season 1 it seems like Oswald occupies several roles for his mother simultaneously. She obviously treats him like he’s still a young child in several scenes (the bath, talking about bullies), but she’s also jealous of imaginary women when he disappears for days, treating him more like a lover or husband. And then we see him having to comfort and humor her several times, in a reversal of the parent-child dynamic. So yeah, I definitely get the sense that in some ways, Gertrud never wanted him to grow up, and in others, he was forced to grow up too early. (Related to that, I always wonder when he started having to work to support them both? Gertrud doesn’t seem well enough to have been consistently employed. Do you think he finished high school?)

(I hope I’m not coming off as excusing Oswald’s treatment of Martin, btw. It’s super gross, but also very intriguing as to what it says about his own childhood.)

#this is excellent commentary?? #Oswald’s relationship with his mother is SO relative here #she needed so much from him and he never gave it a second thought #(almost similarly to how willingly he goes along with his step family’s abuse after Arkham) #(the treatment made him passive
 but didn’t force him to STAY)

#it’s odd that Oswald’s big love arc with Ed cast him as being somehow unable to sacrifice
 #when he constantly and consistently centered his entire life around his mother

#if that’s how he thinks family works that could absolutley be impacting how he treats Martin #there are no considerations for age or power dynamic – you give everything you’re capable of all the time #he understands on some level that Martin is a child
 #but if they’re going to be friends or conspirators that goes out the window #(maybe like with Ivy?) #he protects Martin to the best of his ability and he expects the same im return #that’s the world he lives in #and I would love to know more about the childhood that gave him that perspective

coronergrey:

honestly we better get a callback to fish telling oswald “make this city yours or burn it to the ground” next episode what with these promo shots of oswald standing at the front line of an aesthetically apocalyptic tableau of burning debris and car headlights. he looks like a war general. there is nothing more important to me than penguin proving he isn’t a guy to fuck wifh