BEING IN SLYTHERIN DOESN’T MAKE YOU #EDGY PLEASE STOP SORTING YOURSELF HERE BECAUSE YOU LIKE BEING A BITCH AND THINK IT’S COOL TO IDENTIFY WITH THE VILLAINS OF A STORY THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT
But what about all the hardworking, not-going-to-commit-genocide Slytherins that Dumbledore consistently screwed over when he always gave out last minute points so that the house cup would go to Gryffindor instead of them?
…bet they thought that dumbledore was being a dumbleDICK
Because I have nothing better to do with my life, I’ve surveyed a whole bunch of people in an attempt to calculate the best predictors of Hogwarts houses. I asked them about their Hogwarts house and nine other questions which may or may not be relevant to their house. I will lay out the statistics below and point out some of the trends. However, there is one issue I have had to face: Tumblr users are different from the general population.
GASP!
Shocking, right?
But seriously, I used a very small demographic, and that will become apparent in the data. Tumblr users are much more likely to be introverted than most people, and since I run a blog specifically aimed at introverts, you can see that introverts are going to be popping up everywhere. I will try to point out all the answers that may have been skewed one way or another by my chosen demographic. Additionally, a lot of the questions will be scored differently, because some have a less even distribution or more variables to contend with.
SLYTHERIN: “I am an excitable person who only understands life lyrically, musically, in whom feelings are much stronger as reason. I am so thirsty for the marvelous that only the marvelous has power over me. Anything I cannot transform into something marvelous, I let go. Reality doesn’t impress me. I only believe in intoxication, in ecstasy, and when ordinary life shackles me, I escape, one way or another. No more walls.” -Anais Nin