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So heres the uncomfortable Gravity Falls question 

Did Stan kill a man to pose as himself in the car in order to fake his own death or did he dig up a grave and steal a corpse to pose as himself in order to fake his own death

My money’s still on ‘used the photocopier that creates living breathing human copies of a person to create a copy of himself that would be able to match his dental records and then killed it in a fiery car wreck and then went home and took a baseball bat to the photocopier (while maybe crying a little though he’d never admit that part)’

And, what if his clone had no problem with dying in the car crash?